Saturday, May 26, 2007

Action!


Lulu comes for a visit almost every day. Each morning, I walk to the front of the house and sit by the gate watching for Lulu on her morning walk with Cecilia. When she arrives, Lulu races to the gate and stands over me allowing me to jump and lick and greet her in my own special way.


Until recently, Lulu has not wanted to really play with me, afraid I think, that she'll hurt me. But last week, after her evening walk, she stopped by and we played. It takes a lot of action on my part to get her to respond.

My favorite trick, after I've roused Lulu's play genes is to hide behind the river rocks and wait to pounce when she turns her back. These rocks, I've been told, are extra special as they were the rocks chosen from Chester's favorite river spot in memory of his great service as the family dog. I can feel their power and I hope one day to be remembered so fondly.



But not now for there is much to do and much to play...


Sunday, May 20, 2007

Imperative #1

When you are 20 pounds lighter than your opponent, imperative #1 is to find a suitable place to hide. This chaise (when not extended) offers me the perfect retreat from snarling teenagers.

There are other imperatives. Roll on your back. Bark back. Run fast. Dodge. Somersault and then switch directions. Hide behind mom's legs. Hide behind anyone's legs. Go to sleep.

But #1 is and always will be HIDE, HIDE, HIDE where the suckers can't get you.

Monday, May 14, 2007

Bath Time

A busy weekend. Saturday was school where I learned not to bite the hand that feeds me. Sunday was a playdate at a big ranch with about 17 rambunctious puppies. I was calm and found legs behind which to hide when the tanks (known as black labs) barrelled past me.
I got dirty.
Therefore, I got bathed Sunday night.

I squirmed until I learned that the water in the kitchen sink tastes pretty good and after the wetness, a warm towel and blow dryer. Then I romped.

And then I slept.


This puppy life is hard.

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Big Is Good, Too!

My moms tell me no all the time. "No bite." "No bark." "No jump." But I got schooled by my big friend Monty. When I jumped on him, he laid his big paw on me and squashed me flat to the floor. Then he growled the scariest growl I've ever heard.

I avoided him for the rest of the day.

Well, not really "avoid', but I kept my distance, only smelling the air as he passed by me.
Later, though, he laid done on the kitchen floor and shook a little from the cold. He'd just been to the groomer and didn't have enough fur to keep off the chill, so my moms threw this dog blanket over him and well, it looked so inviting, I decided to walk over quietly and lay on it myself...right next to the big fella.

Then I fell asleep.

Monty did, too, but he slept sitting up.
He didn't growl at me anymore.
Does that mean he likes me?

Friday, May 4, 2007

Small Is Good

Lucy and Rubin
Best Friends

And Playmates


Thursday, May 3, 2007

You've Got to Have Friends

Dogs are considered Man's Best Friend, but dogs need friends too. I know, it sounds like a Hallmark Card, but if you live your life alone -- man or beast (or woman, as my moms would say) -- the world can be a cold, bitter, and lonely place.

This is Monty. He's a standard poodle. We share distant ancestory. It's hard to tell in this photo as we look nothing alike in size, shape, or color. Monty is what's affectionately known in the dog breeding business as a party color, but don't let the name fool ya. He's a jovial guy, but very laid back. If you look closely at this photo, you can see how his head is slightly turned away from my sleeping body. Even my more assertive advances were received with a gentle sniff and then a turned shoulder.

Monty's head is about the size of my whole body. For now, anyway. And his legs are so long that I can walk underneath him standing on my own hind legs if I wanted to. His tail, though docked, is larger than my own leg. Astonishing.

It's hard to see his eyes in any of these pictures, but they are warm and considerate eyes -- slightly crossed -- but contemplative all the same. I hope one day to have eyes as nice as Monty's.

Even though we are still getting to know each other his aloofness does not mean we won't be fast friends when I grow a bit more. I can tell that he likes me and yes, I like him as well. But he is big. Very big and that can be rather intimidating to a little fuzzy guy like myself.


I have other friends, too. Lulu came to visit tonight and the other day I travelled to her house for a romp in her yard. She's patient and kind, but tonight I got her to race around the backyard and she let me chase her. She chased me, too, but that's what friends do -- share.

Perhaps my biggest adventure today was visit from Lucy, a Boston Terrier about my size, but thrice my age. We were shy at first, but then we played and growled and chased and jumped and yipped for hours. I was so tired, I forgot to eat my lunch. Even now, as my little paws tap out the last words of this message, my eyelids are heavy with exhaustion -- a friendly exhaustion I might add.
"On"

"Off"

I do not like being left alone. I am a pack animal. I need my pack to make me feel safe and secure and not alone. When my pack leaves, it matters not the number of chew toys or stuffed hippos they leave in my pen, alone is alone.
And so I howl. Tip my chin straight up and hold a growly C sharp. Like a wolf. Like a coyote alone on the Plains. And then I yip and yap and toss my bottom around in a circle, stamping my paws in protestations.
And then I growl. I stretch out my front legs, raise my tail in the air and growl, snapping my head back and forth, ready to bite.
But none of this works for my pack has left me. So I curl up into a little ball and whimper until I fall asleep.
I do not like being alone.
I like it best when my pack comes home and we play.
We play--
--chase the ball down the hall
--find the treat in the rubber toy
--chase the raccoon tail across the carpet
--bite the hippo
--bite the toes (until I get scolded)
--bite my own tail
--squeak the squeaky toys
--leap over legs
--sit and down for treats
And then I curl up in my bed and rest. My left arm gently bouncing to the rhythm of my own heartbeat. I dream and squeak softly remembering all the play.
I do not like being alone.